Name: Mr. Mortman
Duration: P00H02M52S
Description: A song based on The Girl Who Cried Monster. Dang this girl can't STOP crying monster!!!

Mr. Mortman

from Slime by Goosebump Baby

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A song based on The Girl Who Cried Monster. Dang this girl can't STOP crying monster!!!

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Mum wants me to read more over summer, I'd rather be scaring my brother, all your recommendations are boring, mr. mortman. He wants me to read the classics, only care if theres monsters in it, I blag my way through sessions with you, mr. mortman

I know about you, you eat flies your head bulges, you're a monster through and through.

Been watching you from a distance, this time a turtle was your victim, can't believe this of a boring man like you, mr. mortman. Wish I could get my dad to believe me, but he says how could it be? I guess I see why he thinks that, mr. mortman.

Finally mum and dad believe me, we can't have this threat in our community, they say lets have him round for dinner, invite him in are you kidding? mr. mortman asks whats on the menu, my dad turns and says that would be you, both my parents get a good taste, finally at last we're all safe.

I know about you, you eat flies your head bulges, you're a monster like me too!

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from Slime, released February 7, 2022
All songs written and recorded by Goosebump Baby

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Goosebump Baby Durham, UK

I write weird, embarrassing songs about the Goosebumps series by RL Stine.

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